The Top Ten Christian Bumper Stickers

10.   Jesus is Lard

9.   Jesus Loves You (So Much He Wants to Fuck you Bloody)

8.   If You're Too Old to Believe in Santa Claus, There's Always Christianity

7.   The Bible is Such a Precious and Practical Book
      (When You're Out of Toilet Paper)

6.   Honk if You Know Jesus
      (So I Can Shoot the Finger at You)

5.   No, God is Not my Co-pilot
      My Car Can't Handle the Guilt

4.   God Raped Mary and You Applauded

3.   Know Jesus, No Sex.   No Jesus, Know Sex!

2.   Jesus in Trunk with Ex-wife

1.   Apes Evolved From Creationists