9.   Jesus Loves You (So Much He Wants to Fuck you Bloody)

8.   If You're Too Old to Believe in Santa Claus, There's Always Christianity

7.   The Bible is Such a Precious and Practical Book
      (When You're Out of Toilet Paper)

6.   Honk if You Know Jesus
      (So I Can Shoot the Finger at You)

5.   No, God is Not my Co-pilot
      My Car Can't Handle the Guilt

4.   God Raped Mary and You Applauded

3.   Know Jesus, No Sex.   No Jesus, Know Sex!

2.   Jesus in Trunk with Ex-wife

1.   Apes Evolved From Creationists