Never a True Christian
This is So Simple

      It's been right under our noses all the time: a test for the existence of God.

      I'm going to do this experiment, and I suggest that EVERYBODY do it, atheists, agnostics, Christians, Zoroastrians:

Talk to God and tell him that if he can do anything   —   create the world in six days, kill his own son for the sins of the world, set a billion galaxies in motion   —   then surely he can appear in your living room for five minutes so that you can chat with him.

      What a small thing for the God of the universe to do!!!   Nothing is too hard for him (Jeremiah 32:27); with God all things are possible (Matt. 19:26).

      And we're not even asking him for a miracle.   We just want him to spend five minutes with us IN PERSON.   If he really loves us so much (John 3:16), he should be willing to spend some time with us.

      Please try this in your own home, and let me know the results (I'm particularly interested in what he looks like   —   if he has an elephant's head, for instance, there are going to be lots of disillusioned Moslems).

Flying Spaghetti Monster


                             
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