Never a True Christian
The Thing

            Hey Christians:

The Thing       Imagine that tomorrow morning, a Thing appears in the sky.

      It somehow appears to everybody on earth, everywhere, at exactly the same time.

      It is a large humanoid figure, glowing, seated on a throne, wearing a white robe.


      It announces (in a language understood by every person who hears it),

      "Hello.   I am God.   The real God."

      People are astonished.

      The Christians are skeptical.

      The Thing says, "And by the way, I am the Moslem God.   My name is Allah."

      The Christians refuse to obey him.   They say, "For us, to live as Christ and to die is gain."

      The Thing responds: "I can prove that I'm the real God.   All of you Christians are going to hell, right now, for exactly 30 seconds.   I'll talk to you when you get back."

      The Christians vanish (whoosh!).

      Thirty seconds later, they reappear, screaming, with tears running down their faces.   They collapse to the ground and curl into fetal positions.

      The Thing says, "Let's start over."


      If this happened, dear Christian, what would you do?




                             
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