| Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them. |
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| Then tell them, "This is what the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, says: Drink, get drunk, and vomit, and fall to rise no more because of the sword I will send among you (emphasis added)." |
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I will punish your descendants and splatter your faces with the manure from your festival sacrifices, and I will throw you on the manure pile.
Would you mind drawing a picture of this for the next edition of The Children's Illustrated Bible? |
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| For what happens to the sons of men also happens to animals; one thing befalls them: as one dies, so dies the other. Surely, they all have one breath; man has no advantage over animals, for all is vanity (emphasis added). |
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[Jesus threatens to murder children]
I will kill her children with death, and all the churches shall know that I am he who searches the minds and hearts (emphasis added). |
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| I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things (emphasis added). |
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| And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
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