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How Should You Translate a Bible Verse
That Talks About Donkey Dicks?

Donkey Dick Ezekiel 23:20 is where God tells us that women want to have huge penises inside them. If you were translating this from the Hebrew, how would you phrase it?

      "She lusted after her lovers there, whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions."
New English Translation
      "She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse."
New Living Translation
      "[A]nd doted upon her paramours there, whose members were like those of asses, and whose issue was like that of horses."
Revised Standard Version
      "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
New International Version
      "For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."
King James Version

May the Lord bless the reading of his word.
Amen.


                                             
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