NOTE: Hitlerbitch is not a racist. Contrary to common belief, one does not have to be a racist in order to find racial jokes amusing (be honest now ... aren't racial jokes based in truth?). If you are offended by anything you see on this page, then I suggest that you surf on out of here. Hitlerbitch is not a racist ... but is also not the least bit worried that you might THINK he's a racist. Or sexist. Or a homophobe. So there.
How do you know when an Asian has broken into your house?
What's eight inches long and white?
What do you call 300 white men following behind a black man?
What do call a Negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women?
Why did so few Negroes vote for Jesse Jackson?
What do you say to a Negro in uniform?
How many Negro college students does it take to change a light bulb?
What is black, green, pink, purple, and orange?
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
In fact, can we be honest? FUCK YOU. I'm a white man, and I have just as much right to be proud of my race as you do of yours. White people gave the human race penicillin, atomic energy, space travel, steel, bifocal glasses, open-heart surgery, and the first airplane.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded.
Nothing.
The PGA tour.
Inmate #3354990
Because he promised them jobs.
"I'll have a Big Mac and a Coke."
Only one, but he gets six semester hours of credit for it.
A Negro dressed for church.
A woman who won't do what she's told.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already said it to her twice.
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
"May I push in your stool?"
How do you know when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
The big hand is on the little hand.