NOTE:   Hitlerbitch is not a racist. Contrary to common belief, one does not have to be a racist in order to find racial jokes amusing (be honest now ... aren't racial jokes based in truth?). If you are offended by anything you see on this page, then I suggest that you surf on out of here. Hitlerbitch is not a racist ... but is also not the least bit worried that you might THINK he's a racist. Or sexist. Or a homophobe. So there.

In fact, can we be honest? FUCK YOU. I'm a white man, and I have just as much right to be proud of my race as you do of yours. White people gave the human race penicillin, atomic energy, space travel, steel, bifocal glasses, open-heart surgery, and the first airplane.

How do you know when an Asian has broken into your house?
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded.

What's eight inches long and white?
Nothing.

What do you call 300 white men following behind a black man?
The PGA tour.

What do call a Negro who has a regular job, sleeps in the same bed every night, and doesn't rape white women?
Inmate #3354990

Why did so few Negroes vote for Jesse Jackson?
Because he promised them jobs.

What do you say to a Negro in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac and a Coke."

How many Negro college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets six semester hours of credit for it.

What is black, green, pink, purple, and orange?
A Negro dressed for church.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already said it to her twice.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
"May I push in your stool?"

How do you know when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
The big hand is on the little hand.

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