A date with Rosie Palms
Auditioning the hand puppet
Beef stroke-it-off
Choking Kojak
Choking the chicken
Cleaning the rifle
Coming into one's own
Cranking the love monkey
Doing handiwork
Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
Driving the skin bus
Firing the flesh musket
Flicking the piss pump
Flogging the hog
Fondling the fig
Frosting the pastry
Giving oneself a low five
Going on PeeWee's little adventure
Grappling the gorilla
Jerkin' the gherkin
Loping one's mule
Making instant pudding
A one-gun salute
Paddling the pickle
Slamming the ham