TO BE A LIBERAL, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT:



1. businesses create oppression and government creates opportunity.

2. a public school teacher who can't teach fourth-graders how to read is qualified to teach them about sex.

3. gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

4. self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

5. the NRA is bad, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution; the ACLU is good, because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution.

6. the AIDS virus is spread by lack of funding.

7. standardized tests are racist; racial quotas and affirmative action are not.

8. conservatives are racists; but everybody knows that black people can't make it on their own without government help.



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