The first Jewish woman President is elected. She calls her Mother: "Mama, I won the election. You've got to come to the Inauguration! I'll send Air Force One to pick you up."
The great day comes, and Mama is seated with the dignitaries on the West Front of the Capitol.
As the first Jewish woman president is being sworn in, Mama nudges the Senator sitting next to her and says, "See that woman up there with her hand on the Bible?"
The Senator says, "Yes."
"Well ... her brother is a DOCTOR."